Dear students:
　　How are you! In the previous several exams, I have gained good results, first of all thanks to my efforts, of course, learning is also very important. Next, I gave you about my learning experience.
　　I feel good in order to learn first-come interested in learning. As the saying goes: "Interest is the best teacher." With interest will be motivated to learn, the more naturally learn better. Second, in order to improve learning, we must master the correct way to learn, learn to digest, giving top priority, this is the most important. In learning, our minds must have three words - "Why!" Smart people know that; wise men know to listen to; smart people know to ask. The last is sure to be hard work, this is the most important, even Thomas Edison said "Genius needs ninety-nine percent perspiration."
　　School should seriously lectures, and pay attention to more independent thinking, do not know want to ask, to exercise their thinking skills. Careful and meticulous to teacher assignments, must not be careless. There is, to take notes, preview before class the best, first have a preliminary understanding of the text, which for the next class can more easily absorb. After-school must also be reviewed, and consolidate the knowledge about good teachers, and lay a solid foundation. The ancients have said: "Reviewing the Old, to be a teacher." Not also the truth? Best to pay attention to work and rest. Only care about the death of reading is of no use to let my mind relax properly for the job such as playing baseball, listening to music, watch TV news.
　　Finally, I want to say "do not you go stronger than others, then you have to and they are better than weak, you challenged yourself to stay on a par before himself, and you will reap better than others."
　　I finished the speech Thank you!

　　亲爱的同学们：
　　你们好！
　　在前面的几次考试中，我都获得了不错的成绩，这一切首先要归功于我的努力，当然学习方式也是非常重要的。接下来我给各位介绍一下我的学习经验。
　　第一我觉得要想学习好先得对学习感兴趣。俗话说：“兴趣就是最好的老师。”有了兴趣才会对学习有动力，自然会越学越好。第二，要想搞好学习，必须掌握好正确的学习方法，学会融会贯通，举一反三，这才是最重要的。在学习当中，我们的脑子里必须有三个字——“为什么”！聪明的人懂得说；智慧的人懂得听；高明的人懂得问。最后就是一定要勤奋，这是最重要的，连爱迪生都说“天才需要百分之九十九的汗水”。
　　上课要认真听课，注意要多独立思考，不懂就要问，要锻炼自己的思维能力。要认真细致地做好老师布置的作业，决不能马虎。还有的是，要做好笔记，课前最好预习，先对课文有初步的了解，这对于接下来的课能更容易地吸收。课后也要进行复习，巩固好老师所讲的知识，打下坚实的基础。古人曾曰：“温故而知新，可以为师矣。”不也是这道理吗？最好要注意劳逸结合。只顾着死读书是没有用的，要让脑子适当地放松一下才行，比如打打球，听听音乐，看看电视新闻等。
　　最后我想说“你再强也不要和别人比，你再弱也要和自己比，你挑战过了自己，把以前的自己比下去了，你就会收获比别人强。”
　　我的演讲完毕，谢谢大家！

　　（你自己再删减，斟酒吧）

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　　Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠药

鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”

“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”

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　　love English
As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed.
But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English, I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English, I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese...
I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English.
I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hope that they can love our country like us.
I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well.
If you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too.
I am sure that I will realize my dream one day!
Thank you!

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　　昨晚老公出去给我买麻辣鸭头，老公刚出去不一会，
听见有人敲门，我以为老公忘了拿钱……
老公说过，不吱声不能开门。
我问:谁呀？无人应，提高声调又问:谁呀？还是无人应，
我有点怒了吼道:谁？门外一女子答道:没敲你家！我顿时无地自容！